40 Furious Bison Jokes and Puns

Bison is a very aggressive animal, it is very big and powerful in appearance. Here are 40 Funny Bison Jokes and Puns for Kids and Adults. Remember, these jokes are just to make you laugh, don’t mess with the bison based on the jokes.

Funny Bison Jokes

What does the buffalo father say, when his male offspring moves out? Bison

A dad buffalo is sending his son to college Son buffalo: see ya dad! Dad buffalo: Bison!

What do you call a buffalo’s 200th birthday? His bisontennial!

What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bison…

What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison.

What did the Buffalo say when his son left for school? Bison

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school? Bison

What was the buffalo’s last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison

What did the Female American Buffalo say to her her male offspring when he left? Bison

Bison Jokes One Liner

What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It’s okay, we’re Bi-son.

What was the buffalos last word to his kid? Bi-son

What did the buffalo say to his boy before he left? Bi-son

How does a buffalo refer to its bisexual male offspring? Bi-son

What did the buffalo tell to his son when he was going to a faraway city? BISON. -This was not originally my joke.

What do you call a bison that works out really hard? A BUFFalo

I study bison as a hobby. I guess you could say I’m a buffalo buff.

I’m celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. It’s the bison-tennial.

I saw an insane bison a the zoo today. It was buffa-loco.

Bison Puns

I had a Bison steak at a restaurant recently. When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.

I asked my dad what’s for dinner and he said Bison. And then he walked out the door and never came home.

What do you call a bison magician? Poof-alo.

What do zoologists call a bison no-no? A buffa don’t.

What does a bison say when he answers the phone? Buff Hello.

Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade? He had a bison.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of a bison? The lawyer chargers more.

Are these gay cows, daddy? No, they’re bison.

Why did the homophobic buffalo cry? It had a bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school? Bison.

Bison Jokes by Son

Dad, are those gay cows? ….. No, they’re Bison

What is a black dad’s favorite animal? Bison

Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade? He had a bison.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him of at school? Bison.

What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy as he left for school? Bison!

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

What did the QANON shaman’s mom say to him when he got arrested? Bison

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison

What did the daddy buffalo say to baby buffalo when he grew up and went to college? Bison

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